Quote #28149
If you’re a cowboy, and you’re dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet...
Quote #9639
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Quote #17753
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Quote #16096
Perpetual worry will get you to one place ahead of time – the cemetery.
Quote #4093
There are seven sins in the world: Wealth without work, Pleasure without conscience, Knowledge...
Quote #32883
If only we’d stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good...
Quote #1600
The Argument from Intimidation is a confession of intellectual impotence.
Quote #27434
There’s a difference between beauty and charm. A beautiful woman is one I notice....
Quote #28262
You can’t tell me that cowboys, when they’re branding cattle, don’t sort of ‘accidentally’...
Quote #30952
The woman cries before the wedding and the man after.