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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
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Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds,...
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Now begins a torrent of words and a trickling of sense.
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If mankind had wished for what is right, they might have had it long...