Quote #28154
If you’re in a boxing match, try not to let the other guy’s glove...
Quote #3020
Contrary to popular belief, English women do not wear tweed nightgowns.
Quote #25966
It’s an insane tragedy that 700,000 people get a diploma each year and can’t...
Quote #28218
If you see an animal and you can’t tell if it’s a skunk or...
Quote #29
People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Quote #26645
A leading authority is anyone who has guessed right more than once.
Quote #13608
Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
Quote #10133
If people never did silly things, nothing intelligent would ever get done.
Quote #20568
The lusts and greeds of the body scandalize the Soul but it has to...
Quote #23790
Everything comes to he who hustles while he waits.