Quote #5017
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
Quote #3518
With just enough of learning to misquote.
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #16416
Communism, like any other revealed religion, is largely made up of prophecies.
Quote #3611
…. You ask, What is our policy? I will say; “It is to wage...
Quote #26512
What I’ve learned. . . . I’ve learned that just when I get my...
Quote #2453
There is no way to happiness, happiness is the way.
Quote #11129
It may be that the old astrologers had the truth exactly reversed, when they...
Quote #31075
Begin doing what you want to do now. We are not living in eternity....
Quote #23178
Every man has two countries his own and France.