Quote #28319
Sometimes I think I’d be better off dead. No, wait. Not me, you.
Quote #24189
How strange is the lot of us mortals Each of us is here for...
Quote #29466
People don’t ask for facts in making up their minds. They would rather have...
Quote #5148
The tree of liberty grows only when watered by the blood of tyrants.
Quote #25499
I never said most of the things I said.
Quote #28950
What you are is God’s gift to you. What you make of yourself is...
Quote #3106
The richer your friends, the more they will cost you.
Quote #15852
Never reason from what you do not know. If you do, you will soon...
Quote #14874
I am entirely certain that twenty years from now we will look back at...
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...