Sharon Gold Quote #33986 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Throw out an alarming alarm clock. If the ring is loud and strident, you’re...
Josh Billings Quote #17032 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Love looks through a telescope envy, through a microscope.
Erich Gutkind Quote #15834 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The stupendous fact that we stand in the midst of reality will always be...
Elbert Hubbard Quote #16170 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The secret of success is this: there is no secret of success.
W. C. Fields Quote #27533 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several...
Ambrose Gwinett Bierce Quote #25618 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Acquaintance. A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well...
Lillian Eichler Watson Quote #32784 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 There has never been an age that did not applaud the past and lament...
Dave Barry, "The Taming of the Screw" Quote #7906 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the...
Ziggy Quote #9272 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 You can complain because roses have have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns...
Charles Grodin Quote #28036 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 It was from an old friend who thought he was dying. Anyway, he said,...