Quote #29261
Solo homers usually come with no one on base.
Quote #4859
A very ancient and fish-like smell.
Quote #25788
Religion is what keeps the poor man from murdering the rich.
Quote #34407
About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.
Quote #567
Most conversations are simply monologues delivered in the presence of a witness.
Quote #23929
The first duty of society is to give each of its members the possibility...
Quote #32790
I’m not dumb, I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.
Quote #24199
…One of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape...
Quote #5469
Purchase not friends by gifts; when thou ceasest to give, such will cease to...
Quote #12809
He that would live in peace and at ease, must not speak all he...