Quote #2518
The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #447
Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody.
Quote #24407
The buried talent is the sunken rock on which most lives strike and founder.
Quote #25809
The test of the morality of a society is what it does for its...
Quote #20404
The world is but a canvas to the imagination.
Quote #3208
I was much distressed by next door people who had twin babies and played...
Quote #21064
One life – a little gleam of Time between two Eternities.
Quote #8763
A man is like a fraction whose numerator is what he is and whose...
Quote #1607
Be peaceful, be courteous, obey the law, respect everyone; but if someone puts his...