Quote #1859
Communism is like one big phone company.
Quote #5661
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
Quote #1890
Early to rise and early to bed Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead
Quote #20360
The only thing I was fit for was to be a writer, and this...
Quote #31554
That’s the secret to life… replace one worry with another….
Quote #19257
I was angry with my friend I told my wrath, my wrath did end....
Quote #29617
Being intelligent is not a felony, but most societies evaluate it as at least...
Quote #23162
Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one.
Quote #22340
Your chances of success are directly proportional to the degree of pleasure you desire...
Quote #31223
Words do two major things They provide food for the mind and create light...