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Boredom is a sign of satisfied ignorance, blunted apprehension, crass sympathies, dull understanding, feeble...
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For God’s sake don’t say yes until I’ve finished talking.
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I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #20260
A bad beginning makes a bad ending.
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Try to put your happiness before anyone else’s, because you may never have done...
Quote #18979
It’s a recession when your neighbor loses his job it’s a depression when you...
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Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
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A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history...
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In this present moment we are either smaller than we once were or else...