Quote #29331
A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.
Quote #11485
Everyone loves justice in the affairs of another.
Quote #42
All phone calls are obscene.
Quote #15346
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
Quote #22785
You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.
Quote #32018
Love is friendship set on fire.
Quote #7551
Perfection of moral virtue does not wholly take away the passions, but regulates them.
Quote #23678
Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end...
Quote #33486
For the sword outwears its sheath, And the soul wears out the breast, And...
Quote #26345
I shall not die of a cold. I shall die of having lived.