Quote #30713
Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some...
Quote #2116
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
Quote #14410
The weather-cock on the church spire, though made of iron, would soon be broken...
Quote #774
There are more fools in the world than there are people.
Quote #1420
A man can do all things if he but wills them.
Quote #3746
No one can build his security upon the nobleness of another person.
Quote #2691
Divorces are made in heaven.
Quote #31436
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #9582
A fair woman is a paradise to the eye, a purgatory to the purse,...
Quote #8677
There is no such thing as “fun for the whole family.”