Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #20536
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...
Quote #8324
An Englishman thinks he is moral when he is only uncomfortable.
Quote #29529
When we truly care for ourselves, it becomes possible to care far more profoundly...
Quote #22725
Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.
Quote #2732
As if there were safety in stupidity alone.
Quote #29527
The American sign of civic progress is to tear down the familiar and erect...
Quote #167
Go ahead, make my day.
Quote #22381
No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a...
Quote #2001
God is dead, but fifty thousand social workers have risen to take his place.