Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #25789
Few really believe. The most only believe that they believe or even make believe.
Quote #9494
Generous people are rarely mentally ill.
Quote #23231
We confide in our strength, without boasting of it we respect that of others,...
Quote #17476
Better a diamond with a flaw than a pebble without.
Quote #31307
Your first appearance, he said to me, is the gauge by which you will...
Quote #15542
“Every man has his price.” This is not true. But for every man there...
Quote #31624
Dug from the tomb of taste-refining time, Each form is exquisite, each block sublime....
Quote #4892
I dote on his very absence.
Quote #8051
There is a great deal of wishful thinking in such cases; it is the...