Quote #1802
Virtue has never been as respectable as money.
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If I must choose between righteousness and peace, I choose righteousness.
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The only rules comedy can tolerate are those of taste, and the only limitations...
Quote #18076
Milton And I said, I don’t care if they lay me off either, because...
Quote #15608
My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick...
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
Quote #7745
Presumption means nothing more than as stated by Lord Mansfield, the weighing of probabilities,...
Quote #14654
A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner, neither do uninterrupted prosperity and success...
Quote #29832
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
Quote #13587
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it. If you can dream it,...