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At the end of six innings of play, it’s Montreal 5, Expos 3.
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All religions are founded on the fear of the many and the cleverness of...
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Watergate showed more strengths in our system than weaknesses… The whole country did take...
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Speak when you are angry–and you will make the best speech you’ll ever regret.
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.