Quote #25107
Music washes away from the soul the dust of everyday life.
Quote #18136
Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.
Quote #1872
Sex education classes in our public schools are promoting incest.
Quote #31271
The reason people sweat is so they won’t catch fire when making love.
Quote #16480
No steam or gas drives anything until it is confined. No life ever grows...
Quote #19143
Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should...
Quote #24603
Women have been trained to speak softly and carry a lipstick. Those days are...
Quote #34400
Nothing is there more friendly to a man than a friend in need.
Quote #5062
Insignificant events can take on monumental proportions when your head is full of practically...
Quote #15862
There is a growing suspicion that what the world needs now is a religion...