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Take care of the fans and they will sure as hell take care of...
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Nature herself makes the wise man rich.
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An income tax form is like a laundry list — either way you lose...
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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Above all, try something.
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It might be said now that I have the best of both worlds. A...
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If you’re robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it’s...
Quote #500
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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No one is truly literate who cannot read his own heart.
Quote #274
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage...