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If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking ‘Do you...
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The rule is perfect in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.
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Happiness isn’t the easiest thing to find, but one place you’re guaranteed to find...
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False enchantment can last a lifetime.
Quote #28177
Can’t the Marx Brothers be arrested and maybe even tortured for all the confusion...
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Cynicism is not realistic and tough. It’s unrealistic and kind of cowardly because it...
Quote #30147
It’s practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry.
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I do not know what I may appear to the world, but to myself...
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We may pass violets looking for roses. We may pass contentment looking for victory.
Quote #14207
A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a...