Quote #25671
Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool...
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Religion is the everlasting dialogue between humanity and God. Art is its soliloquy.
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe...
Quote #6620
May your home always be too small to hold all of your friends.
Quote #29445
Experience is the worst teacher it gives the test before presenting the lesson.
Quote #1944
If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Quote #1479
A billion here, a billion there, pretty soon it adds up to real money.
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Throwing a fastball to Henry Aaron is like trying to sneak the sun past...
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I believe it is an established maxim in morals that he who makes an...
Quote #16566
If wishes were horses, beggars would ride.