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The first day of spring is one thing, and the first spring day is...
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The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
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The ass will carry his load, but not a double load ride not a...
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The man who moves a mountain begins by carrying away small stones.
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If all the rich people in the world divided up their money among themselves...
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Hope smiles on the threshold of the year to come, whispering that it will...
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Without theory, practice is but routine born of habit. Theory alone can bring forth...
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Why should I buy expensive art when I can make my own.
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You can pretend to be serious you can’t pretend to be witty.
Quote #23784
Hell, there are no rules here– we’re trying to accomplish something.