Quote #18306
The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
Quote #21847
Ferris Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in...
Quote #4467
The best victory is when the opponent surrenders of its own accord before there...
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #7522
Knowledge, if it does not determine action, is dead to us.
Quote #5215
I still find each day to short for all the thoughts I want to...
Quote #29586
Don’t tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done.
Quote #27337
Every body continues in its state of rest or uniform motion in a straight...
Quote #1885
I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere.
Quote #31395
It is possible by long-continued practice, not merely in lying, but in talking on...