Quote #5368
If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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To make no mistakes is not in the power of man; but from their...
Quote #6161
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
Quote #3275
There is no accountability in the public school system – except for coaches. You...
Quote #968
Do not fear death so much but rather the inadequate life.
Quote #12546
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas...
Quote #1208
Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex.
Quote #6662
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for...
Quote #15494
Memory tempers prosperity, mitigates adversity, control youth, and delights old age.
Quote #6552
Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness.