Quote #4479
Keep your broken arm inside your sleeve.
Quote #29704
The telephone is the greatest nuisance among conveniences, the greatest convenience among nuisances.
Quote #10536
People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must...
Quote #26462
Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction for fiction is the creation of the...
Quote #23040
An idealist believes the short run doesn’t count. A cynic believes the long run...
Quote #9881
Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.
Quote #32089
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm...
Quote #8755
I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have...
Quote #18318
It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.
Quote #19781
Have no fear of perfection – you’ll never reach it.