Quote #987
On account of us being a democracy and run by the people, we are...
Quote #23143
The only infallible criterion of wisdom to vulgar minds — success.
Quote #26833
You may be deceived if you trust too much, but you will live in...
Quote #11924
I have never examined the subject of humor until now. I am surprised to...
Quote #16062
Wit is brushwood; judgment timber; the one gives the greatest flame, and the other...
Quote #18268
Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.
Quote #6886
Whenever you commend, add your reasons for doing so; it is this which distinguishes...
Quote #26927
We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.
Quote #29751
The biggest liar in the world is They Say.
Quote #18179
Know most of the rooms of thy native country before thou goest over the...