Quote #6451
Television has brought murder back into the home– where it belongs.
Quote #20469
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.
Quote #13649
In youth we learn; in age we understand.
Quote #21403
A man who is eating or lying with his wife or preparing to go...
Quote #16553
Life shrinks or expands in proportion to one’s courage.
Quote #28255
Do you know what happens when you slice a golf ball in half Someone...
Quote #26227
Well, Mr. Secretary, I lived in a house without electricity too. No running water,...
Quote #30574
My opponent called me a cream puff. … Well, I rushed out and got...
Quote #24359
Forsake not an old friend for the new is not comparable to him a...
Quote #26380
The problem with political jokes is they get elected.