Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #18539
We need never be ashamed of our tears.
Quote #3640
I want to know the truth, however perverted that may sound.
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The man who prefers his country before any other duty duty shows the same...
Quote #33746
Knowledge is a comfortable and necessary retreat and shelter for us in advanced age,...
Quote #14278
The heart is wiser than the intellect.
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We all do everything, share the work–there’s no room around here for a star,...
Quote #2316
What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?
Quote #30027
Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one consists of leaving...
Quote #34602
I hate life, I hate death and everything in between just doesn’t interest me.