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Intelligence is when you spot a flaw in your boss’s reasoning. Wisdom is when...
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Propaganda is the art of persuading others of what you don’t believe yourself.
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When you meet your antagonist, do everything in a mild and agreeable manner. Let...
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Dealing with network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks.
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world the unreasonable one persists in trying...