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Our defense is not in our armaments, nor in science, nor in going underground....
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To impress others we must be earnest; to amuse them, it is only necessary...
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You may search my time-worn face, You’ll find a merry eye that twinkles I...
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The thing about performance, even if it’s only an illusion, is that it is...
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Life engenders life. Energy creates energy. It is by spending oneself that one becomes...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
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Never lie when the truth is more profitable.
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All I really need to know about how to live and what to do...