Quote #8407
No physical quantity can continue to change exponentially forever. Your job is delaying forever.
Quote #28481
What is a committee A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to...
Quote #20437
Whatever sentence will bear to be read twice, we may be sure was thought...
Quote #33277
I voted for you during your last election. (To President Richard M Nixon)
Quote #14861
It is well to be up before daybreak, for such habits contribute to health,...
Quote #28272
If you were a gladiator in olden days, I bet the inefficiency of how...
Quote #15667
It is easier to write an indifferent poem than to understand a good one.
Quote #34826
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone
Quote #12146
Give death a better name or die trying.
Quote #2300
Bore: a man who is never unintentionally rude.