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The inability to secure a reservation drives yuppies absolutely crazy.
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Early morning hath gold in its mouth.
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Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate…
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Don’t ever get your speedometer confused with your clock, like I did once, because...
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Happiness is the only sanction of life; where happiness fails, existence remains a mad...
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To have a grievance is to have a purpose in life.
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Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the...
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Only sick music makes money today.
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Without relationships, no matter how much wealth, fame, power, prestige and seeming success by...
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Normal is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work and driving through...