Quote #32608
If God did not exist it would be necessary to invent Him. But all...
Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #21436
One’s life story cannot be told with complete veracity. A true autobiography would have...
Quote #24713
The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to...
Quote #18166
The grave is the general meeting place.
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Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what you want them to...
Quote #12990
Hope is the nurse of misery.
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To harken to evil conversation is the road to wickedness.. (Pravis Assuescere Sermonibus Est...
Quote #27336
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.
Quote #13702
A man does not have to be an angel in order to be saint.