Quote #6767
Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists;...
Quote #13458
When a thing has been said, and said well, have no scruple. Take it...
Quote #8805
But words are things; and a small drop of ink, Falling, like dew, upon...
Quote #29132
The course of human history is determined, not by what happens in the skies,...
Quote #17141
All the passions make us commit faults love makes us commit the most ridiculous...
Quote #32490
Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people...
Quote #2742
So far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels...
Quote #14346
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
Quote #16456
The difference between a moral man and a man of honor is that the...
Quote #3595
Be wiser than other people, if you can, but do not tell them so.