Quote #6790
A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
Quote #14577
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
Quote #18097
I see America, not in the setting sun of a black night of despair...
Quote #23873
Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
Quote #18862
If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the...
Quote #30889
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
Quote #428
When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...
Quote #4664
Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.
Quote #8130
The basic test of freedom is perhaps less in what we are free to...
Quote #4873
Thou art the Mars of malcontents.