Quote #2716
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
Quote #12357
The only time anyone has ever gotten into serious trouble was when he decided...
Quote #4021
to be yourself in a world that is doing its best, day and night...
Quote #438
Being an old maid is like death by drowning, a really delightful sensation after...
Quote #31703
You are looking as fresh as paint.
Quote #32889
Curiosity is as much the parent of attention, as attention is of memory.
Quote #5163
My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
Quote #30257
If you don’t want to work, you have to work to earn enough money...
Quote #13578
To sit alone with my conscience will be judgment enough for me.
Quote #22264
There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is suicide. Judging whether...