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An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he’s in. He treats...
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Faith may be defined briefly as an illogical belief in the occurrence of the...
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Nobody speaks the truth when there’s something they must have.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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The Green Party is like a watermelon – green on the outside and red...
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One thing about my Aunt Nadie She was gruff on the outside, but if...
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The fundamental delusion of humanity is to suppose that I am here and you...
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The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see...
Quote #6801
Boxing is just show business with blood.