Quote #3963
A lawyer starts life giving $500 worth of law for $5 and ends giving...
Quote #33377
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
Quote #3739
Beware of too much laughter, for it deadens the mind and produces oblivion.
Quote #13562
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
Quote #19968
True happiness is of a retired nature, and an enemy to pomp and noise...
Quote #30688
If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have...
Quote #6051
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over,...
Quote #14991
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote #30699
The great danger for family life, in the midst of any society whose idols...
Quote #4462
Great wisdom is generous; petty wisdom is contentious. Great speech is impassioned, small speech...