Quote #4974
Keep five yards from a carriage, ten yards from a horse, and a hundred...
Quote #22599
Whoever obeys the gods, to him they particularly listen.
Quote #22719
To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already...
Quote #1938
For certain people after fifty, litigation takes the place of sex.
Quote #30011
Success is the progressive realization of predetermined, Worthwhile, Personal Goals.
Quote #10880
The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to...
Quote #34285
A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when...
Quote #2829
I have perfumed my bed with myrrh, aloes, and cinnamon. Come, let us take...
Quote #29638
Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on...
Quote #32487
A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn’t.