Quote #30291
My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
Quote #22823
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #22407
I don’t know why we are here, but I’m pretty sure that it is...
Quote #236
All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty...
Quote #20536
You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give...
Quote #14285
Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.
Quote #33457
Some men just aren’t cut out for paternity. Better they should realize it before...
Quote #11102
There is no feeling, except the extremes of fear and grief, that does not...
Quote #34438
This isn’t right. This isn’t even wrong.
Quote #31411
Parents like the idea of kids, they just don’t like their kids.