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Books may well be the only true magic.
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If you disclose your alms, even then it is well done, but if you...
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
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Pain and foolishness lead to great bliss and complete knowledge, for Eternal Wisdom created...
Quote #22737
If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing.
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Danny Noonan I haven’t even told my father I’m not gonna get that scholarship....
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Be good and you will be lonesome.
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The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
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If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we’d be too simple to...
Quote #1265
My writing is like a ten gallon spring. It can issue from the ground...