Quote #25449
The secretary of education does not work for the education establishment. The secretary works...
Quote #18602
T-Bird You know, Lake Eerie actually caught on fire once from all the crap...
Quote #18231
My turn of mind is so given to taking things in the absurd point...
Quote #31212
They’ll have to shoot me first to take my gun.
Quote #5523
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
Quote #13396
When the present is full of gloom, the past becomes haven of refuge that...
Quote #3962
A magician pulls rabbits out of hats. An experimental psychologist pulls habits out of...
Quote #2755
Man is certainly stark mad. He cannot make a worm, and yet he will...
Quote #12243
All governments eventually lean further and further towards aristocracy.
Quote #2754
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said “No.”