Quote #2228
Men and women, women and men. It will never work.
Quote #25211
Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three major categories — those that don’t work,...
Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #28405
If you’re pretty happy, but you have a little Chihuahua that’s always biting you...
Quote #470
Whenever I get married I start buying Gourmet Magazine.
Quote #20180
Become a possibilitarian. No matter how dark things seem to be or actually are,...
Quote #13209
The art of being bored is lost.
Quote #14683
The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor...
Quote #30926
God will be present, whether asked or not.
Quote #31878
Flattery is all right so long as you don’t inhale.