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No question is ever settled until it is settled right.
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You think your pains and heartbreaks are unprecedented in the history of the world,...
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The secret of eternal youth is arrested development.
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It is a melancholy truth that even great men have their poor relations.
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We cannot swing up on a rope that is attached only to our own...
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My mind’s sunk so low, Claudia, because of you, wrecked itself on your account...
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Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president, but they don’t...
Quote #602
The quickest way to know a woman is to go shopping with her.
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The first pitch to Tucker Ashford is grounded into left field. No, wait a...
Quote #2698
The major sin is the sin of being born.