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A turkey never voted for an early Christmas.
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In the United States there is more space where nobody is than where anybody...
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My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they’re in August.
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Better and ugly face than an ugly mind.
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The ancient Greek definition of happiness was the full use of your powers along...