Quote #23356
Anyone that’s ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never gets done...
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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
Quote #1992
Technological progress is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal.
Quote #11727
The secret to life is meaningless unless you discover it yourself.
Quote #19550
Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost...
Quote #14246
People ask for criticism, but they only want praise.
Quote #20391
A man is rich in proportion to the number of things he can let...
Quote #16591
Jack was out kissing babies while I was out passing bills. Someone had to...
Quote #27438
Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
Quote #26128
Every man who observes vigilantly and resolves steadfastly grows unconsciously into genius.