Quote #10498
Idiots…nothing can live forever.
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Grief is the agony of an instant, the indulgence of grief the blunder of...
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As people do better, they start voting like Republicans- unless they have too much...
Quote #8750
I just bought a microwave fireplace. You can spend an evening in front of...
Quote #24819
The true recipe for a miserable existence is to quarrel with Providence.
Quote #7065
Faith in the ability of a leader is of slight service unless it be...
Quote #19351
Communism is like prohibition, it’s a good idea but it won’t work.
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It is the first step of wisdom to recognize that the major advances in...
Quote #6757
Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their...
Quote #8408
We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.