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There is no human problem which could not be solved if people would simply...
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In heaven all the interesting people are missing.
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I want to grow old without facelifts. I want to have the courage to...
Quote #13332
Life was a funny thing that occured on the way to the grave.
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A slipping gear in your M203 grenade launcher can cause it to fire when...
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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone...
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Be a craftsman in speech that thou mayest be strong, for the strength of...
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Courage atrophies from lack of use.
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely...
Quote #22785
You can always pick up your needle and move to another groove.