Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
Quote #28481
What is a committee A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to...
Quote #20481
How often we find ourselves turning our backs on our actual friends, that we...
Quote #2025
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Quote #24483
When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome.
Quote #22561
Children love to be alone because alone is where they know themselves, and where...
Quote #3017
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
Quote #34652
How do you define God Like this. A God I could understand, at least...
Quote #21867
Men are apt to offend (’tis true) where they find most goodness to forgive.
Quote #22195
A hotel isn’t like a home, but it’s better than being a house guest.