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Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
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If you have no friends to share or rejoice in your success in life...
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There are at least two kinds of cowards. One kind always lives with himself,...
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We are continually faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as insoluble...
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Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
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We’re a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was...
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Why is my existence so perfect with dark places? And why do I no...
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All the taxes paid over a lifetime by the average American are spent by...
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Some people think only intellect counts: knowing how to solve problems, knowing how to...
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The tendency of man’s nature to good is like the tendency of water to...