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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
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All men have the stars, but they do not mean the same things for...
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If a civil word or two will render a man happy, he must be...
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The road to a friend’s house is never long.
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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Ask me no questions, and I’ll tell you no fibs.
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He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was...
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Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the...
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Being entirely honest with oneself is a good exercise.
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JUDGE, n A law student who marks his own papers.